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There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist.
 
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
 
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I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.
 
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I'm an idealist. I don't know where I'm going, but I'm on my way.
 
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Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
 
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Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
 
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Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.
 
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Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected.
 
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He would make a lovely corpse.
 
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The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.
 
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