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If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
Lily Tomlin 
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Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.
Steven Wright
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I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator.
Emo Philips
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Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Mae West
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We'll love you just the way you are if you're perfect.
Alanis Morissette
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I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.
Will Rogers
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It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.
Dave Barry
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