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Be able to go shopping for a bathing suit and not become depressed afterward.
Marilyn vos Savant 
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All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
Casey Stengel
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Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
Benjamin Franklin
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I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
Walt Disney
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Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.
Hedy Lamarr
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Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?
Kurt Cobain
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I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
Rita Rudner
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I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
Joan Rivers
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