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If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.
Quentin Crisp 
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I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.
Charles M. Schulz
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We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.
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A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.
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If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.
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I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.
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