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I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church.
Paul Lynde 
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It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man.
H. L. Mencken
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My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings.
Jay London
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A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
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Airplanes may kill you, but they ain't likely to hurt you.
Satchel Paige
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Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish.
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If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.
Quentin Crisp
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