Random Comedian Quotes
Were British protesters, armed with little more than a frisbee and a bag of plastic toy soldiers, really in danger of being shot by the US military in Gloucestershire?
Mark Thomas
When I perform, it's very personal. I'm sharing things I like, inviting the audience into my room.
Andy Kaufman
Women: You can't live with them, and you can't get them to dress up in a skimpy little Nazi costume and beat you with a warm squash or something.
Emo Philips
