Random Comedian Quotes
If you say a modern celebrity is an adulterer, a pervert and a drug addict, all it means is that you've read his autobiography.
P. J. O'Rourke
I love to go to the playground and watch the children jumping up and down. They don't know I'm firing blanks.
Emo Philips
Yeah, there were a few years in the early nineties where I really began to hate what was valued as funny and just sort of what was valued in stand-up, period.
Patton Oswalt
