Random Comedian Quotes
My uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: What are you looking at?
Margaret Smith
When I was growing up, there were just the three channels, so as a nation we all sat down to the same meal at the end of the day. Now there's been this explosion.
Rory Bremner
A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.
Joan Rivers
