Quotes from authors that died on Aug 15th
Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as good as the Prohibition one did, why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth.
Will Rogers
Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.
Will Rogers
You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new way.
Will Rogers
I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.
Will Rogers
I have a scheme for stopping war. It's this - no nation is allowed to enter a war till they have paid for the last one.
Will Rogers
Augusten Burroughs 
Jody Watley 
Laura Prepon 
George Segal 
Fred Waring 
Hamad bin Isa Al Khalifa 
Bruno Rossi 
Trevor Rabin