Quotes from authors that died on Apr 20th
I'm not against half naked girls - not as often as I'd like to be.
Benny Hill
Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe.
Benny Hill
In every area of the world where there is earthquake risk, there are still many buildings of this type; it is very frustrating to try to get rid of them.
Charles Francis Richter
I thought I couldn't afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I gave up cigarettes. Then I took her out and one day I looked at her and thought: "Oh well," and I went back to smoking again, and that was better.
Benny Hill
Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.
Benny Hill
Edward Bernays 
Emiliano Zapata 
Jefferson Davis 
Seann William Scott 
Mickey Mantle 
Robert Bulwer-Lytton 
James Brolin 
Dontrelle Willis