Quotes from authors that died on Mar 9th
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
George Burns
When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
George Burns
I think I'm the first man to sit on top of the world.
Matthew Henson
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
George Burns
If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.
George Burns
Julian Cope 
Jim Cantalupo 
Rodney Dangerfield 
Hugh Lofting 
Stephen Jay Gould 
Ron Perlman 
Mike Gordon 
Anthony Bourdain