Quotes from authors born on Sep 17th
In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.
Rita Rudner
A man will go to war, fight and die for his country. But he won't get a bikini wax.
Rita Rudner
Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times.
Rita Rudner
I do not bring forgiveness with me, nor forgetfulness. The only ones who can forgive are dead; the living have no right to forget.
Chaim Herzog
My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.
Rita Rudner
Brett Hull 
Morihei Ueshiba 
Jim DeMint 
Jan Egeland 
John Monks 
Camille Paglia 
Alfred Nobel 
Phylicia Rashad