Quotes from authors born on Jul 3rd
My peers, lately, have found companionship through means of intoxication - it makes them sociable. I, however, cannot force myself to use drugs to cheat on my loneliness - it is all that I have - and when the drugs and alcohol dissipate, will be all that my peers have as well.
Franz Kafka
Life in a box is better than no life at all... I expect.
Tom Stoppard
Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business.
Dave Barry
The house of laughter makes a house of woe.
Edward Young
It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.
Dave Barry
Robert E. Sherwood 
Harry Hamlin 
Robert Coover 
Simon Cameron 
Bob Filner 
Walter Lippmann 
Steve Wozniak 
Dave Barry