Quotes from authors born on Apr 28th
Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out til too late that he's been playing with two queens all along.
Terry Pratchett
They say a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but it's not one half so bad as a lot of ignorance.
Terry Pratchett
It's really hard for me to sing and play bass.
Kim Gordon
Experiences are savings which a miser puts aside. Wisdom is an inheritance which a wastrel cannot exhaust.
Karl Kraus
Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it.
Terry Pratchett
Louie Gohmert 
Joel Osteen 
Carry Nation 
Chris Elliott 
Jamie Oliver 
Tove Jansson 
Tom DeLay 
Morgan Freeman