Quotes from authors born in 1968
When someone hands you a flyer, it's like they're saying here you throw this away.
Mitch Hedberg
Join me in Olympic Heros for Abstinence. The best sex is no sex.
Kurt Angle
It's a huge challenge, a huge responsibility. Bond is a huge iconic figure in movie history. These opportunities don't come along very often so I thought, 'Why not?'
Daniel Craig
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
Mitch Hedberg
My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. I don't really know what's happening down there. Who is the real hero?
Mitch Hedberg

Gordon Gee
Peter Tosh
Elizabeth Barrett Browning
Budd Schulberg
Marion Jones
Andrew Wyeth
Tiki Barber
Michelle Branch