Quotes from authors born in 1955
A lot of companies have chosen to downsize, and maybe that was the right thing for them. We chose a different path. Our belief was that if we kept putting great products in front of customers, they would continue to open their wallets.
Steve Jobs
In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.
Rita Rudner
I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.
Steven Wright
Make no mistake about why these babies are here - they are here to replace us.
Jerry Seinfeld
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.
Steven Wright
Lori Loughlin 
Suze Orman 
Howard Thurston 
Sammy Hagar 
Dean Stockwell 
Martin Yan 
Shirley Chisholm 
Richard Brautigan