Quotes from authors born on Dec 6th
I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.
Steven Wright
Given six months to live and being the fighter that I am, I set high goals for myself.
Ryan White
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.
Steven Wright
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
Steven Wright
Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.
Steven Wright
Marion Jones 
Zebulon Pike 
Kay Thompson 
Guy de Maupassant 
Paul Bettany 
B. F. Skinner 
Robert Bork 
Al Kaline