Quotes from authors born on Nov 4th
Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as good as the Prohibition one did, why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth.
Will Rogers
Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.
Will Rogers
You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new way.
Will Rogers
I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.
Will Rogers
I don't like doing movies, period. Movies are hard. I like TV.
Kathy Griffin
Arthur Koestler 
Mark Knopfler 
Robert Kocharian 
James Nasmyth 
Henry Fielding 
Bill Cosby 
Tammy Bruce 
Harriet Beecher Stowe