Quotes from authors born on Jan 20th
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
George Burns
When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
George Burns
There's a need for accepting responsibility - for a person's life and making choices that are not just ones for immediate short-term comfort. You need to make an investment, and the investment is in health and education.
Buzz Aldrin
The country has become much more conservative, partly because it's been taken over by the religious right.
Bill Maher
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
George Burns
Charlotte Bronte 
George Lopez 
Jimmy Breslin 
Fred Schneider 
Michael Shermer 
Dennis Rodman 
Adam Duritz 
Octavian Caesar Augustus