All Wilson Mizner Quotes
A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicions.
Wilson Mizner
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A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while, he knows something.
Wilson Mizner
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All anger is not sinful, because some degree of it, and on some occasions, is inevitable. But it becomes sinful and contradicts the rule of Scripture when it is conceived upon slight and inadequate provocation, and when it continues long.
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When you take stuff from one writer it's plagiarism; but when you take it from many writers, it's research.
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Science
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I've had ample contact with lawyers, and I'm convinced that the only fortune they ever leave is their own.
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Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something.
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Be nice to people on your way up because you'll meet them on your way down.
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