All Will Rogers Quotes
Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as good as the Prohibition one did, why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth.
Will Rogers
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Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.
Will Rogers
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You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new way.
Will Rogers in
War
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I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.
Will Rogers in
Funny
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I have a scheme for stopping war. It's this - no nation is allowed to enter a war till they have paid for the last one.
Will Rogers
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Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven't had one since Taft. Look at the United States, they have not had one since Lincoln.
Will Rogers in
Government
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Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us with both a House and a Senate?
Will Rogers in
Government
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If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep.
Will Rogers
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So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.
Will Rogers
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In Hollywood you can see things at night that are fast enough to be in the Olympics in the day time.
Will Rogers
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A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
Will Rogers
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Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
Will Rogers
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We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.
Will Rogers
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