All Todd Barry Quotes
I mean, I've had bartenders and waiters and waitresses make a comment about a joke of mine, like pointing out some sort of logic error or something that I've never even thought about, and they're right.
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I was probably just trying to be Dennis Miller, but without the vocabulary to actually be Dennis Miller. I guess I was just less interesting than I am now, if I am interesting at all.
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I mean, I've always had scattered interests, but I never went on stage to get an agent or anything like that.
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It's cool to go to a place that has posters up and it's one night only. It feels more special.
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I basically did comedy there for about a year, and then moved to New York. If I had it to do over again, I would have booked myself on the road for at least a year.
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You come there and hang out and have a drink before the show and eat, so it's not that brutal. It's only $6.
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If I'm at a party and someone puts on a Blues Brothers tape, I tend to go nuts.
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I want to release another CD this year, finish writing a screenplay, and make another short film.
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I've never been a TV junkie. I remember watching Letterman way back when he had a morning show.
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I once sat next to Jim from Wild Kingdom on a flight from Atlanta. I find mentioning that opens a lot of doors.
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I liked the koala, wallaby, and I chilled with a kangaroo a bit. There was a wombat that I quite enjoyed also.
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I had temping jobs also. I liked the flexibility. There was no asking for time off; you just didn't work.
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I wasn't as nervous as I thought I would be when I started.
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