All Todd Barry Quotes
Some venues are better run than others. Sometimes it's just maddening to deal with full dinners being served in front of your face. You can have a good or bad show anywhere.
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I'm traveling the world, ripping rooms apart with my stupendous comedy.
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I'm particularly proud of my reluctance to share my dreams with anyone.
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I don't know any astronauts. There are a lot of people who say they want to be comedians.
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You always think you're better than you are in the beginning.
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I used to write things out beforehand. But sometimes it backfires.
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I must have done everything I had. You go through years where you go through everything you've ever written.
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I mean, I guess I realized subconsciously that this is what I should be doing before I realized it, consciously. Verbally, I don't think I had committed to it, even though I was driving everywhere, every night, just trying to get on stage.
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I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable.
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I got access to a private tour of the zoo. I got to go in a cage with a koala, which I highly recommend.
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I am the the type to have a personal experience with a celebrity, but I'm too classy to bring that up.
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And the goal really is to make the audience laugh, to bring them some joy.
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