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All Steve Martin Quotes
I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
Steve Martin
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You know what your problem is, it's that you haven't seen enough movies - all of life's riddles are answered in the movies.
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I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't.
Steve Martin
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Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!
Steve Martin
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I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.
Steve Martin
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What is comedy? Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.
Steve Martin
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Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
Steve Martin
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There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won't stand for that.
Steve Martin
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I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you're an idiot.
Steve Martin
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When your hobbies get in the way of your work - that's OK; but when your hobbies get in the way of themselves... well.
Steve Martin
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I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper.
Steve Martin
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