All Spike Milligan Quotes
I'm not afraid of dying I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Spike Milligan
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My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.
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I thought I'd begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.
Spike Milligan
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Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it's all in perfect working order.
Spike Milligan
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For ten years Caesar ruled with an iron hand. Then with a wooden foot, and finally with a piece of string.
Spike Milligan
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It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't.
Spike Milligan
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I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.
Spike Milligan
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Money couldn't buy friends, but you got a better class of enemy.
Spike Milligan
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Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
Spike Milligan
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I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it wasn't a joke.
Spike Milligan
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All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Spike Milligan
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