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If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?
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I respectfully decline the invitation to join your hallucination.
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There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.
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Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company.
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If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.
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Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look smart.
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One way to compensate for a tiny brain is to pretend to be dead.
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Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs. This is the principle behind lotteries, dating, and religion.
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Normal people... believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet.
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You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.
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