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Do you think God gets stoned? I think so... look at the platypus.
Robin Williams
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Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.
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The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and yelling, 'You want a piece of me?'
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Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!"
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We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.
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Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money.
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You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.
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Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose.
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We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.
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We have a president for whom English is a second language. He's like 'We have to get rid of dictators,' but he's pretty much one himself.
Robin Williams
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The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.
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