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Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some of the smaller countries are neutral.
Robert Orben
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There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all.
Robert Orben
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I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.
Robert Orben
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In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative; fight, flee - or laugh.
Robert Orben
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More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems: back taxes, back rent, back auto payments.
Robert Orben
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With my luck, if I ever invested in General Motors, they'd bust it to Corporal!
Robert Orben
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What bothers me about TV is that it tends to take our minds off our minds.
Robert Orben
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Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities are selling at the same price.
Robert Orben
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Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.
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There are days when it takes all you've got just to keep up with the losers.
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Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right?
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Politics
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Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down.
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Government
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Every speaker has a mouth; An arrangement rather neat. Sometimes it's filled with wisdom. Sometimes it's filled with feet.
Robert Orben
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