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Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.
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Funny
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A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success.
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Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards.
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Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people.
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Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected.
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Funny
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Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.
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Business
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To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so.
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Computers
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Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as time-released success.
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Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch.
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Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do? Turn out the lights!
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Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.
Robert Orben
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I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart! Take my arms! Take my lips!' Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself.
Robert Orben
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