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It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Rita Rudner
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Whenever I date a guy, I think, 'Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?'
Rita Rudner
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I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.
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Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
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Marriage
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I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
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Funny
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