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The real reason your pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing at you.
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Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going.
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I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap?
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It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core.
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The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing.
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Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves.
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Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.
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I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.
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The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public.
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