All Paul Lynde Quotes
The dining room in my old house was truly magnificent, but by far the worst room for conversation. I'd get up from the table, a very long table, and somebody would always say, Paul, I never got to talk to you.
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A room is like a stage. If you see it without lighting, it can be the coldest place in the world.
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The doctor's name was Sylvia. I told her she'd have a problem with me because Sylvia was my mother's name.
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My kitchen is not a place to live in. I made it white so I can tell instantly if it's not clean-and I like it clean enough to be able to eat off the floors-or the tables, for that matter.
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If I hadn't become a celebrity, I'd probably be an alcoholic.
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The whole romantic part of my life was a wipeout. I didn't even own a belt.
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My dad was a ham, too. He could sell those women anything. Of all his sons, I was the only one he could trust to sell as well as he could. I was proud of that.
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My sisters said, Why do you make those faces? You make yourself so ugly.
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If I ever completely lost my nervousness I would be frightened half to death.
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I feel now it's useless to keep hoping. The way things are today, we live in a world that needs laughter, and I've decided if I can make people laugh, I'm making a more important contribution.
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I don't always prepare such rich meals. Sometimes I'll just serve a simple quiche, salad and dessert for dinner. During the week I try to eat lightly.
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