All P. G. Wodehouse Quotes
Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum.
P. G. Wodehouse
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She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say "when."
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There is only one cure for gray hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.
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It is a good rule in life never to apologize. The right sort of people do not want apologies, and the wrong sort take a mean advantage of them.
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I know I was writing stories when I was five. I don't know what I did before that. Just loafed I suppose.
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He was a tubby little chap who looked as if he had been poured into his clothes and had forgotten to say "when!"
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Memories are like mulligatawny soup in a cheap restaurant. It is best not to stir them.
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