All P. G. Wodehouse Quotes
She had a penetrating sort of laugh. Rather like a train going into a tunnel.
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I could see that, if not actually disgruntled, he was far from being gruntled.
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Has anybody ever seen a dramatic critic in the daytime? Of course not. They come out after dark, up to no good.
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Golf... is the infallible test. The man who can go into a patch of rough alone, with the knowledge that only God is watching him, and play his ball where it lies, is the man who will serve you faithfully and well.
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Every author really wants to have letters printed in the papers. Unable to make the grade, he drops down a rung of the ladder and writes novels.
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Success comes to a writer as a rule, so gradually that it is always something of a shock to him to look back and realize the heights to which he has climbed.
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It was my Uncle George who discovered that alcohol was a food well in advance of modern medical thought.
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The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun.
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Sudden success in golf is like the sudden acquisition of wealth. It is apt to unsettle and deteriorate the character.
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Her pupils were at once her salvation and her despair. They gave her the means of supporting life, but they made life hardly worth supporting.
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The least thing upset him on the links. He missed short putts because of the uproar of the butterflies in the adjoining meadows.
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Few of them were to be trusted within reach of a trowel and a pile of bricks.
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