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Remember, you can always find East by staring directly at the sun.
Nancy Cartwright
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Since September 11, security has been increased everywhere, and we have new IDs to get on to the Fox lot. I drove to the security gate, but realized I'd left my ID in my other car. I just broke into that voice - 'Hey, man, I'm Bart Simpson. Who else sounds like this?' The guard waved me through.
Nancy Cartwright
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The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with Hail Satan.
Nancy Cartwright
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I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, there's no way you can prove anything!
Nancy Cartwright
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The fundamental laws of physics do not describe true facts about reality. Rendered as descriptions of facts, they are false; amended to be true, they lose their explanatory force.
Nancy Cartwright
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I don't use the voice of Bart when I'm making love to my husband, but Marge's voice turns him on a little.
Nancy Cartwright
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Adding "just kidding" doesn't make it okay to insult the Principal.
Nancy Cartwright
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