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At the entrance of the large machinery plant: Warning to young ladies: If you wear loose clothes, beware of the machinery. If you wear tight clothes, beware of the machinist.
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At a tire shop in Milwaukee: Invite us to your next blowout.
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At A Laundry Shop: How about we refund your money, send you a new one at no charge, close the store and have the manager shot. Would that be satisfactory?
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A sign seen on a restroom dryer at O'Hare Field in Chicago: Do not activate with wet hands.
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At a Santa Fe gas station: We will sell gasoline to anyone in a glass container.
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At an Auto Body Shop: May we have the next dents?
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At a car dealership: The best way to get back on your feet? Miss a car payment.
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