All Merrill Markoe Quotes
Beware the old man in young guy's clothes. If he's over 35 and comes to pick you up looking as though he's headed for a skateboarding competition while you are dressed to go to a nice restaurant, this is not a good sign.
Merrill Markoe
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Some people know that they are so adorable looking, all they have to do is smile and dress up and they get plenty from that. Then there are some of us who, early on, see that that doesn't work. So we joke about it.
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Beware the cute, hot guy who kind of reminds you of the parent you don't get along with: your cold, distant father who left when you were a kid or your hot-tempered mother whom you could never please.
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Conversely, beware the man who does nothing but ask you questions about yourself and offers no information about himself. Not only is he keeping you at bay, he is probably not listening to your answers.
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A wacky, trendy outfit on a guy over 40 indicates he's got big issues.
Merrill Markoe
53% of people like this quote
I think people figure out early in their lives what currency they can work in.
Merrill Markoe
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Beware the man who doesn't ask you any questions about yourself on your first date.
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If you begin a conversation about potato salad and find yourself being called a castrating bitch, don't waste your time going around and around about this with your girlfriends, trying to figure out what happened.
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Every moment of your life that is not a complete nightmare is happiness.
Merrill Markoe
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It's just like magic. When you live by yourself, all of your annoying habits are gone.
Merrill Markoe
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A more complex - but only slightly more original - way to feel out of it is available at the hip and pretentious nightclubs and bars along the Sunset Strip.
Merrill Markoe
50% of people like this quote
No one would argue against the fact that L.A. leads the country in opportunities for being hip and pretentious.
Merrill Markoe
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