All Mark Twain Quotes
What, sir, would the people of the earth be without woman? They would be scarce, sir, almighty scarce.
Mark Twain
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Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.
Mark Twain
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Thousands of geniuses live and die undiscovered - either by themselves or by others.
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Work consists of whatever a body is obliged to do. Play consists of whatever a body is not obliged to do.
Mark Twain
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What a good thing Adam had. When he said a good thing he knew nobody had said it before.
Mark Twain
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The more things are forbidden, the more popular they become.
Mark Twain
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The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.
Mark Twain
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Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
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What a wee little part of a person's life are his acts and his words! His real life is led in his head, and is known to none but himself.
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