All Mark Twain Quotes
The very ink with which history is written is merely fluid prejudice.
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History
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Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired.
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A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way.
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Experience
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It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
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I have made it a rule never to smoke more that one cigar at a time.
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Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
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Forgiveness
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When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
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Life
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Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.
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Only kings, presidents, editors, and people with tapeworms have the right to use the editorial "we."
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Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
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Age
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Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.
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It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.
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