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The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.'
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We've got to clear some of the room out of the prisons so we can put the bad guys in there, like the pedophiles and the politicians.
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Well, I just said that Jesus and I were both Jewish and that neither of us ever had a job, we never had a home, we never married and we traveled around the countryside irritating people.
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I've always said money may buy you a fine dog, but only love can make it wag its tail.
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The first thing I'll do if elected is demand a recount.
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We're first on executions. We're 49th in funding public education. We're in a race with Mississippi for the bottom, and we're winning.
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Politics is the only field in which the more experience you have, the worse you get.
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The only currency I value is the coin of the spirit. That's very important in my life.
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May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him as long as He does not circumcise me anymore.
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You have to pretend that your life is a financial pleasure even when your autographs are bouncing.
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