All Joseph Heller Quotes
We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist.
Joseph Heller
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The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on.
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Some people are born mediocre, some people achieve mediocrity, and some people have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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I want to keep my dreams, even bad ones, because without them, I might have nothing all night long.
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When I read something saying I've not done anything as good as "Catch-22" I'm tempted to reply, "Who has?"
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I think in every country that there is at least one executive who is scared of going crazy.
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Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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I had examined myself pretty thoroughly and discovered that I was unfit for military service.
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He was a self-made man who owed his lack of success to nobody.
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I don't believe in miracles because it's been a long time since we've had any.
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Hungry Joe collected lists of fatal diseases and arranged them in alphabetical order so that he could put his finger without delay on any one he wanted to worry about.
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