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There's this idea that it has to be made in London. But we've got everything up here, and if you've got comics who are gifted because of where they're from, you shouldn't drag them away from that natural resource.
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With stand-up you've just got that one chance. Audiences can be quite fickle.
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My work's never been accepted by my family, but it's something I'll always carry on with.
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Had I become a priest, the sermons would've been electric!
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If an original piece of wardrobe came up from Star Wars, I'd probably spend a lot of money on it.
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I trained to be a priest - started to. I went to seminary school when I was 11. I wanted to be a priest, but when they told me I could never have sex, not even on my birthday, I changed my mind.
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I actually enjoy being heckled; it keeps it interesting, and I think it is a nice feeling for people once they have left the show.
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It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to do it is another question altogether.
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You can sway an audience if you win the women over. The gentlemen will follow 'cause they can be so foolish like that at times, they are easily led.
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I always feel like an interloper when I do serious drama. It's my own paranoia.
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Up North you are holding your own. Everyone considers themselves a comedian.
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