All Johnny Carson Quotes
Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die.
Johnny Carson
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If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
Johnny Carson
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New York is an exciting town where something is happening all the time, most unsolved.
Johnny Carson
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I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.
Johnny Carson
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I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.
Johnny Carson
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For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off.
Johnny Carson
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