All John Barrymore Quotes
A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.
John Barrymore in
Dreams
81% of people like this quote
The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time.
John Barrymore
60% of people like this quote
I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o clock in the morning.
John Barrymore
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When archaeologists discover the missing arms of Venus de Milo, they will find she was wearing boxing gloves.
John Barrymore
58% of people like this quote
I've read some of your modern free verse and wonder who set it free.
John Barrymore
57% of people like this quote
Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him.
John Barrymore
56% of people like this quote
Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.
John Barrymore
56% of people like this quote
If it isn't the sheriff, it's the finance company; I've got more attachments on me than a vacuum cleaner.
John Barrymore
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The good die young, because they see it's no use living if you have got to be good.
John Barrymore
55% of people like this quote
You can't drown yourself in drink. I've tried, you float.
John Barrymore
53% of people like this quote
My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments.
John Barrymore
52% of people like this quote
My wife is the kind of girl who will not go anywhere without her mother, and her mother will go anywhere.
John Barrymore
52% of people like this quote
Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open.
John Barrymore
51% of people like this quote
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
John Barrymore
50% of people like this quote
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