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I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
Joan Rivers
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Yeah, I read history. But it doesn't make you nice. Hitler read history, too.
Joan Rivers
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Boy George is all England needs - another queen who can't dress.
Joan Rivers
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It's been so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up whom.
Joan Rivers
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I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
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