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If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck.
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Have you ever seen people so ugly that you have to get someone else to verify it?
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You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not 'professional' any more.
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If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, you'll be going, 'you know, we're alright. We are dang near royalty.'
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You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
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You might be a redneck if... the blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it.
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You may be a redneck if... you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.
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My wife is so analytical with raising kids, and I am not. My feeling is if they turn out good, then that means I was a good daddy and put a lot of effort into it. If they turn out bad, it means they took after her side of the family.
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The stuff that made me mad 20 years ago doesn't really make me mad any more.
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Changing a diaper is a lot like getting a present from your grandmother - you're not sure what you've got but you're pretty sure you're not going to like it.
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The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house.
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Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling.
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