All Jay Mohr Quotes
Not everyone likes sports. Gandhi and Malcolm X come to mind.
Jay Mohr
57% of people like this quote
I wasn't the guy everyone liked. I was the guy that wouldn't shut up.
Jay Mohr
55% of people like this quote
Unfortunately, there are no mulligans when it comes to pro football contracts.
Jay Mohr
53% of people like this quote
I hate golf. I do not understand how anyone can enjoy it, much less love it.
Jay Mohr
53% of people like this quote
If it doesn't know what to charge you for nosebleed seats, your team sucks.
Jay Mohr
52% of people like this quote
I think golf is a waste of time and a waste of a sunny afternoon. I also stink at it. I have never found anything, including divorce and a sexual harassment suit, more frustrating.
Jay Mohr
50% of people like this quote
I never minded George Steinbrenner spending obscene amounts of money to put the best product on the field.
Jay Mohr
50% of people like this quote
I wonder why there is a designated hitter in baseball after all these years? As an experiment, it seemed like a swell enough idea, but you would think the novelty would have worn off by now and everyone would get back to playing baseball.
Jay Mohr
48% of people like this quote
When human beings stop progressing at an endeavor, they stop enjoying it and move on to something else. Not golfers. Masochists, all of them.
Jay Mohr
43% of people like this quote
Fantasy football is not only a good thing, but a great thing.
Jay Mohr
42% of people like this quote
Why are baseball managers the only coaches who dress up like the players?
Jay Mohr
33% of people like this quote
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