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All Howard Stern Quotes
'The New York Times' list is a bunch of crap. They ought to call it the editor's choice. It sure isn't based on sales.
Howard Stern
55% of people like this quote
I don't like being 50 and I don't like thinking about death.
Howard Stern
53% of people like this quote
I'm on the air five hours, and I blurt out anything in my head. Dangerous? Maybe.
Howard Stern
52% of people like this quote
When you hire me, you hire a nut who is going to work 24 hours a day for you and never, ever burn his audience.
Howard Stern
52% of people like this quote
Yes, I believe blue material is funny, but if that's all you've got, you're dead in the water. It's not good.
Howard Stern
50% of people like this quote
There are things that I won't do on the radio. I mean, the next logical question is, what won't you do. I say, well, you know, you've got to find out when you're on the air.
Howard Stern
50% of people like this quote
My show was revolutionary, ground-breaking. When I came on the scene, people were not doing a thing.
Howard Stern
50% of people like this quote
I seem to be some sort of lightning rod. I just really irritate people, you know? I really do.
Howard Stern
49% of people like this quote
I think I'm probably a little too desperate to be successful.
Howard Stern
48% of people like this quote
We are busy planning the launch of the channel. I am busy planning all kinds of events that go on the channel without me. I have started producing a sound for the channel.
Howard Stern
47% of people like this quote
Late night television is ready for someone like me... standards have gone to an all-time low.
Howard Stern
45% of people like this quote
I still feel like I gotta prove something. There are a lot of people hoping I fail. But I like that. I need to be hated.
Howard Stern
45% of people like this quote
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