All Henny Youngman Quotes
You have a nice personality, but not for a human being.
Henny Youngman
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A Jewish woman had two chickens. One got sick, so the woman made chicken soup out of the other one to help the sick one get well.
Henny Youngman
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If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.
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