All George Carlin Quotes
People who say they don't care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don't care what people think.
George Carlin
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Dusting is a good example of the futility of trying to put things right. As soon as you dust, the fact of your next dusting has already been established.
George Carlin
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When Thomas Edison worked late into the night on the electric light, he had to do it by gas lamp or candle. I'm sure it made the work seem that much more urgent.
George Carlin
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Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time.
George Carlin
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By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
George Carlin
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